Budgies After Dark

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hahaha furries

motodrachen:

budgie-smuggler:

motodrachen:

downteo:

artkour:

Me, age 13: Um, no, I’m not a ‘furry’ call it ‘anthro’ -please-. I don’t associate with smelly nerds and perverts. Can’t you tell from the “ANTI-FURRY PORN” button on my deviantart journal? Also, I type like this.
Me, my 20s: who awnts THE ULTIMATE MOTHERFUCKING…

I think in my case it’s a lot of oddly specific tastes developing, along with a broad lowering of standards culturally.

And a major raising of standards when it comes to the people I’ll spend time with.  And The Yiff, oh the Yiff.

So, you’d say you’re ready for THE ULTIMATE MOTHERFUCKING YIFF.

Didn’t we do that this past saturday/sunday?  I mean it’s kind of a blur for me…

TUMBLR ISN”T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT.

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hahaha furries

motodrachen:

downteo:

artkour:

Me, age 13: Um, no, I’m not a ‘furry’ call it ‘anthro’ -please-. I don’t associate with smelly nerds and perverts. Can’t you tell from the “ANTI-FURRY PORN” button on my deviantart journal? Also, I type like this.
Me, my 20s: who awnts THE ULTIMATE MOTHERFUCKING…

I think in my case it’s a lot of oddly specific tastes developing, along with a broad lowering of standards culturally.

And a major raising of standards when it comes to the people I’ll spend time with.  And The Yiff, oh the Yiff.

So, you’d say you’re ready for THE ULTIMATE MOTHERFUCKING YIFF.

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hahaha furries

downteo:

artkour:

Me, age 13: Um, no, I’m not a ‘furry’ call it ‘anthro’ -please-. I don’t associate with smelly nerds and perverts. Can’t you tell from the “ANTI-FURRY PORN” button on my deviantart journal? Also, I type like this.
Me, my 20s: who awnts THE ULTIMATE MOTHERFUCKING YIFF

My 30s so far seem to consist of adopting the most over-the-top mannerisms I can (even my porn blog is named “Teo’s Murrpile”) in one giant unending display of kidding on the square.

I’m edging up on similar territory.

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motodrachen:

dion-thesocialist:

Christian Bale is going to play Moses and where oh where are all the white people who are always so angry about race bending and historical accuracy??? Where are you??? Why are you not outraged??? I thought movies had to be historically accurate and races should never change from the source material???

Let’s get This guy to play Moses.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Deen  

GOD DAMN IT.

Anonymous asked: Idea how to fix Jack: The comic is now about David D. Dripworth (Drip for short) as a nebbish, anti-social rat who annotates an old legend about Furry Caligula and other folk horror stories and he begins inserting more and more sexualized violence and fetishized depictions of the male monsters in the tales as Drip struggles with his repressed homosexuality and his lack of emotional connections with others stemming from when his grandmother left him in a Safeway parking lot as a kid

kate-comics:

We’d greenlight it.

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

schmergo:

A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes

orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp

(via lilacdragoness)

ymsnsfw:

Furoticon is deeply offensive to me as a M:tG player, technical writer, and wannabe graphic designer.



the unironic usage of “furre”.  What is this, Furcadia in 2003?

ymsnsfw:

Furoticon is deeply offensive to me as a M:tG player, technical writer, and wannabe graphic designer.

the unironic usage of “furre”. What is this, Furcadia in 2003?

The anatomy of a cheap vibrator.

  • boy: shit baby you're so wet already
  • girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something