Budgies After Dark

Kaye's porn and profanity blog.
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motodrachen:

budgie-smuggler:

ravenworks:

benito-cereno:

jessfink:

WELP. HI GRANDMA, please don’t read my blog, please
http://jessfink.com/kwe/?id=181

Oh my god I would have died immediately and forever

What’s that about???

You know what, as embarrassing as it is, I’d rather my family be supportive than, you know, cut me out of their lives because I like weird things. So basically it could have gone worse.

Like when your dad Trolled you because you’re a Furry?

YES, MAX. EXACTLY LIKE THAT. WHICH WAS THE BEGINNING OF A ROUGHLY DECADE LONG NEAR-SILENCE.

motodrachen:

budgie-smuggler:

ravenworks:

benito-cereno:

jessfink:

WELP.
HI GRANDMA, please don’t read my blog, please

http://jessfink.com/kwe/?id=181

Oh my god I would have died immediately and forever

What’s that about???

You know what, as embarrassing as it is, I’d rather my family be supportive than, you know, cut me out of their lives because I like weird things. So basically it could have gone worse.

Like when your dad Trolled you because you’re a Furry?

YES, MAX. EXACTLY LIKE THAT. WHICH WAS THE BEGINNING OF A ROUGHLY DECADE LONG NEAR-SILENCE.

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

(via monbizzle)

ravenworks:

benito-cereno:

jessfink:

WELP. HI GRANDMA, please don’t read my blog, please
http://jessfink.com/kwe/?id=181

Oh my god I would have died immediately and forever

What’s that about???

You know what, as embarrassing as it is, I’d rather my family be supportive than, you know, cut me out of their lives because I like weird things.  So basically it could have gone worse.

ravenworks:

benito-cereno:

jessfink:

WELP.
HI GRANDMA, please don’t read my blog, please

http://jessfink.com/kwe/?id=181

Oh my god I would have died immediately and forever

What’s that about???

You know what, as embarrassing as it is, I’d rather my family be supportive than, you know, cut me out of their lives because I like weird things. So basically it could have gone worse.

ymsnsfw:

mudkipz9:

pornacorn:

Pornacorn’s Mini Blue Giveaway!
I’m on the verge of a big move, so I’m doing a little giveaway!

First Prize
Chavez Dezigns Jollet in blue shimmer

Second Prize
Tantus Advance Beads in metallic blue

Third Prize
Two Bad Dragon Teenies in blue

Rules:
If you win, you agree to provide shipping via paypal
(I will ship international on request)
You can enter as many times as you like.
One reblog or like is an entry.
All items will be shipped clean/discreetly.
The winners will be determined randomly!

If you win and DON’T want one or more items, just say so. If a winner isn’t chosen by the time I move they will be packed up and stored. I will choose the winners on the 23rd of this month.

Can’t hurt to try!

That first one looks really fun!

Wow, it really does.

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Final Fantasy VII
"Tifa got very wet, because when Aerithd was alive, they used to aproach theur vaginas and grind then in each other. It’s not gay she said when red Xiiii saw, so he joined the fray, but that is a history for another day."

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Final Fantasy VII

"Tifa got very wet, because when Aerithd was alive, they used to aproach theur vaginas and grind then in each other. It’s not gay she said when red Xiiii saw, so he joined the fray, but that is a history for another day."

(via zh-philia)

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Could you please do a clip of Team Rocket using insults that are a lot heavier than “twerp”?

image

meowth, control yourself

(via catbountry)

certifiedhypocrite:

anfael:

i’m tickled that any one of these john martellos may google themselves out of curiosity and see that image on the far right

lol

certifiedhypocrite:

anfael:

i’m tickled that any one of these john martellos may google themselves out of curiosity and see that image on the far right

lol

(via catbountry)

ymsnsfw:

ficklefandoms:

atomic-trees:

ficklefandoms:

benndragon:

everybodyfox:

learningpoly:

Girls with Slingshots by Danielle Corsetto

An awesome, progressive, super fun comic containing a wide variety of relationship styles and sexualities.  Danielle is <3.

This is totally how I want my life to be. And you know… It pretty much is. XD

What does the symbol with the red v mean?

Jamie is a virgin. She’s never had hetero, penetrative intercourse.

Oh!  Thanks. :)

I think this is how everybody expects people to want their life to be. It certainly sounds pretty great on paper. Whether it bears any resemblance to what I want is extremely hard to tell. It’s been hard to reconcile being a young person who’s I guess interested in becoming more sexually developed and experienced, sorta (although there is a 3 volume encyclopedia for me to write about that), a person with some nonzero quantity of libido, and a person who gets creeped out by other people in a fundamental way.

As someone who has this kind of relationship, more or less, it is pretty nice to have.  Since we are both extremely picky and selective it doesn’t happen much, but it makes a nice bonus when people with that kind of clearance visit.  I prefer a relatively tight circle to one night stands.

algrenion:

do you ever see a post so obnoxious you subconsciously whisper “fuck off" as you’re scrolling past it

I YELL it at times.

(via motodrachen)